OK, maybe you do.
“Would you like to sit outside?” the hostess asks.
“Ya. OK. Sure. I’m outdoorsy. Well, wait…is there an open fire? Cus like, I get cold easy. Also, can I order champagne? And can I get a blanket on my seat? Is it cool if I wear a cape and hat? Ok dope, outside is great”
Oversized Sweater – Target (duh.)
Black Jeans – GAP
Jacket that I flung over my shoulders to look cape-like – J.Crew
Hat – Target
the northeast ginger 